trust:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure

  • English teacher: Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills
  • Shakespeare: Excuse you
  • John Green: Excuse you
  • The BBC: Excuse you
  • Fox: LETS KILL THEM TWICE
  • CW: LETS KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES
  • BBC: Did someone say multiple deaths?
  • George R.R. Martin: KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL, EVEN THE ANIMALS, THEY ALL HAVE TO DIE!
  • wigglytuffer:

    sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

    Nos llenamos de ojalás,
    y acabamos hundidos en los por si acasos.
    GlaucaSinestesia (via hachedesilencio)
    Como chingas.
    ― Ancient Mexican Proverb. (via yo—te—cielo)


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